In the morning Sasha and I had a fight.
I cooked breakfast and woke up my husband. Nothing special, fried eggs, a couple of sausages and a salad. We just started eating breakfast. As the cold came, so it began. Sasha barely got up. He washed himself longer than usual and I hurried him. No, we didn’t fight because of that. I don’t even remember why. As a result, he did not finish his meal, we all left and left.
Skisy must have been very nervous. He got really stressed out. A very sensitive soul in a poor little cat! All lawyers will agree with me here. A very vulnerable cat. Of course, this is not the first time we quarrel, and we reconciled already outside the door, but the cat was still worried. Otherwise, how else to explain what he arranged?!
Leaving, I simply rearranged the plate closer to the sink and we left. But the cat didn’t leave. On the contrary, he thoroughly trampled on the scrambled eggs. I wound as much yolk around my paws as I could. Then he went. Or ran. Do you know how much yolk is in two eggs? About the entire kitchen, a couple of distinct footprints on the sofa and half the bathroom.
When we entered the house, the cat yelled at us and ran to the bowl. Simple practice. Sasha followed.
-What do you have there? — He was surprised. He intercepted the cat on the doorstep and showed me his back. All paws in something yellow.
— Cat, what are you doing? — I was indignant.
— Wow wow??? — In turn, the cat was indignant and fell to the floor. Hastened to the bowl.
First we looked into the bathroom. The tray is clean. Footprints are only yellow on the floor and in the bath.
-Cat, are you on the move or what? — Sasha was surprised.
Do cats have all sorts of incontinence? Then we went to the kitchen.
The unfortunate eggs were torn to pieces all over the kitchen. Pieces were just scattered everywhere. And footprints, footprints, footprints.
N-yeah. N-yeah. We have not had such a global cleaning for a long time. Washing the floors and washing the sofa. But joint work unites, especially for my benefit …)))))))))))