Found an old photo. Just admire, well, what a poor little cat. Slender, exemplary cat. I don’t believe myself)) I found an old photo. Just admire, well, what a poor little cat. Slender, exemplary cat. I don’t believe in myself
Oh everything.
Didn’t sleep that night. Legs ached, back hurt. I didn’t sleep well, in general. Sometimes patience ended, and I got up to wander around the apartment. I tried to read it, but somehow I’m too lazy. It’s embarrassing to watch TV, everyone around is sleeping. Yes, and I should, tomorrow is not a day off at all! Skisy wandered with me. He wandered from corner to corner and yelled terribly.
“At least you don’t yell.” I grumbled.
-Uurur uuu!!- Go to sleep and don’t piss me off! The cat answered. Well, you know their eloquent intonations. If you want it differently, you can’t translate it.
Then we had a fight and he left. I sat down, drank some water, and seriously intended to go to bed. I went out into the hallway and looked out of the corner of my eye into the bathroom. The cat was very busy, he looked into the toilet. Then only I heard this hissing sound. Mom dear, I just recently saw a video about a snake crawling out of the toilet! And the cat put its paws in there too. Of course, I really wanted to wake my husband up and send him for reconnaissance, but firstly, it’s a pity to wake him up, and secondly, it’s scary. Still call an ambulance. In the meantime, I will explain to the orderlies, some snake will eat my own cat !! In general, rushed to save.
— Urrru uuu? — The cat grumbled in bewilderment, without taking his eyes off. Well, I looked.
Crap. I don’t even know how to describe my initial fear. It was then that I realized that it actually bubbles and foams in the water. And at first I was scared. And even grabbed a cat. He himself was glad to cling to me, because it gurgled especially strongly there. The water frothed and turned a poisonous purple. The cat and I froze in holy horror. I thought that Sasha would find us in the morning, frightened, in an embrace, in wet pants. But it worked out.
The cat, of course, did not want to explain. But when the first fright passed, I myself noticed a familiar candy wrapper on the shelf. It’s a little label that’s stuck on bath salt balls. You throw one into the water, and it boils and foams …
-Mazonkin!!!- I released the cat on the floor and he immediately began to lick his lips. Here is a woolen beetle, how to hug a toilet bowl — it’s so normal. And as I stroke, I wash my face for half a day !!
In general, what I want to say. It’s time to give the cat to the football team. Because he has hit the net twice already. First with a bowl, and this well-aimed throw cost us a new toilet. Now here’s the salt. Not as expensive, but much scarier. I also found Maradona! Eeeh. This was my last ball…
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