I sit, I drink tea with a raspberry pie. I don’t touch anyone. Sasha is sitting at the computer. A cat walks from the bedroom to the bathroom. You know how they do it. Business gait, I see the goal, I see no problems. It’s like some kind of oligarch, and an escort with guards will show up from behind. He stopped at the door and scratched his ear. For no reason at all, he swore at me and moved on. A minute later I went back and it all happened again.
-Hey! — I got angry. — What’s that!
— Uuu ururur rurur uu! — The cat spoke out, and left again. And then he returned again.
— Woooow woow woow!! -Passion ran high.
-Stunned or what?! Well. Saaash!! — I was outraged.
-Cat! Stop yelling at Julia!
-Moooow! Mooow!!
And so the whole evening. He came up, yelled at me and left.
As soon as I bite off a piece, as he let’s yell. As soon as I take a book, he will yell. And so cheeky too! Sharply, loudly, like a dog. Mooow, mooow, mooow!!! The material is so material. But for what?! I did not do anything! Didn’t even miss the feeding! Water changed, toilet too! Why scold me?! In general, we almost got into a fight.
Then it just dawned on me! She came up, took his place … And you know what ?! You can clearly see how Sasha’s mouse runs around the monitor. The cat starts to scream, Sasha twitches the mouse more actively, the cat is hysterical. I think it’s me and my husband is giggling! So how do you live with these fools?! And it’s not the first time I’ve been caught!