The cat was mortally offended. And to be honest, I’m kind of scared to go to bed. But it’s not my fault!! On Saturday there was a short working day and at lunchtime it was decided to go to the country.
— Shall we take a cat? I asked doubtfully.
“Well… I don’t know…” Sasha drawled.
We stared doubtfully at Mazonkin. So leave him alone … sorry for the apartment. And if you take it, it’s a pity for the ears.
— Urru ururuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!» The cat yelled instantly, and we agreed that we could do without it.
Two hours to listen to these concerts? We’d better be back early on Sunday! Yes, and he will not lose weight if breakfast happens a couple of hours later. This is his only victim! He’ll get dinner early!
The cat, of course, got nervous when he saw our fees, and even looked into the bag. I tried to pull out a towel, but I got hit in the ass. Then he tried to snatch my shoe. And finally sat down on the threshold.
— Urrr hurr! — Well, clearly, and the mouse will not slip through!
We exchanged glances. Sasha sighed, filled the cat’s bowl with pate more than usual, and while the cat was inspecting, we fled.
Returning home, we were a little nervous.
The cat completely ignored us. It’s not like he disappeared and didn’t show up. No. He ignored us very… obviously. We sat down to watch a movie. The cat sat down in front of the screen and turned away from us with a sigh. So that, apart from his drooping offended back, we could not see anything else. We sat down at the table. He is the opposite. Back to us. With a heavy sigh and a mournful shake of the head. The triple portion of the pâté did not help either. No, he ate it, but did not become kinder.
In the evening, we started getting ready for bed. I opened the window, as I usually do. It turns out a draft, the door slams, but then it is much more pleasant to sleep. She shook the sheets and pillows. The cat in a moment sat in the middle of the bed and licked its tail resentfully.
-Oh, that’s enough! — I could not stand it.
“Uuuuu ruuuuu!” Skeezy grumbled discontentedly and turned away.
— You must have been so bored!
— Wooooo ruu!
Here I made a mistake. I tried to stroke the offended back and the cat, turning away with dignity, hastened to leave. Chinno jumped off the bed, walked proudly to the exit. Just at that moment, the door began to close from the draft. The cat stuck its head in the crack. Then he squeezed himself halfway through, and then someone opened the door in the stairwell, the draft intensified and the cat got stuck.
— Uuuuuaauuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!- the cat yelled.
Of course, it didn’t last long. But that was enough. The cat scratched its hind legs and screamed desperately. The door didn’t budge. I started giggling in surprise. The cat howled even louder. He felt that I was approaching the defenseless rear. He was horrified. He yelled! And then Sasha opened the door. And that’s all. They reconciled. Sasha is the savior, the cat is saved, I alone am to blame for everything! The cat even lay down to sleep on his side. It’s a shame, you know. Did he think I was going to pull his tail? Oh cat, cat…
We won’t have to work next weekend, and then we’ll all go to the dacha on Friday! Urrraaa))) In the meantime, you need to somehow make peace with the cat))