Traitor cat.

A terrible thing happened.

I constantly scolded Sasha for what he eats in bed. Little ones, you know. Also a white blanket! Not that he arranged whole feasts at our rookery. No. But sometimes, in front of the big screen…

You understand how it can be.

But this Saturday, I broke my own taboo. I watched a disaster movie. And then came the most epic moment. The building is collapsing, the main characters are about to fall from the skyscraper, everything explodes, smoke, fumes. Very atmospheric.

-Waffles are ready! Sasha yelled from the kitchen.

Who puts such a moment on pause?! Of course not me. March to the kitchen. She grabbed a plate of waffles drizzled with delicious cherry jam and garnished with two scoops of ice cream in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. Two seconds and I’m already at the screen. Nobody even fell. The cat, of course, wanted to run with me, but did not have time. I have already returned, and he just got up. Rejoiced, and lay back.

— Hey! — yelled Sasha. — Eating is prohibited in the bedroom!

-I know!!

-This is unfair!! It’s forbidden!! — He was outraged.

-Only you! — I parried.

I didn’t want to say this, but he forced me to. I have never soiled this blanket, but I constantly washed it!

Only when the film ended and I turned on the light did I notice pink streaks. Cherry, pancake, jam … On a white, pancake, blanket. Yes, yes, I never got it dirty … But at such moments, it seems to me, the main thing is not to admit it. She grabbed a blanket and looked out of the bedroom. Sasha was sitting at the computer with his back to me. I wanted to sneak into the bathroom like a mouse. And she snorted. Just took the plaid somehow badly. The other end is left behind. I believe that Sasha was not laughing in vain. I slipped through, only a two-meter-long blanket was dragging behind me. And behind him, a cat was riding on the floor, on its side, one paw stretched forward, with which it tightly clutched the plaid.

-Uuuuuu.- The cat yelled.

«Now you’re banned too!» Sasha neighed.

Agree. Crap. By the way, if you wash the cherry jam with cold water immediately, then there will be no stains at all. And I still think the cat is a traitor. It would be better if Sasha was distracted!

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