I got hooked on one series. «Desperate Housewives». Yes, yes … I know myself. No shooters, catch-ups, dancers, horror stories and other negative things. Only ridiculous situations of rich housewives.
I come home and turn it on right away. I do household chores, and he goes in the background. Dinner is also in front of the telly. I even sometimes catch myself on the same behavior as some heroines. Words, gestures, the same impulsiveness.
The problem is that the cat does not like this series. Absolutely not. Not at all. If I turn on the Supers, he takes off wherever he is and rushes to watch. But if I turn on this series…
— Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
-Kooot! Enough! — I’m starting to resent. — Well, Saaash!
-Well, what can you do if the cat has never been a housewife? Sasha sighs.
— Certainly not a housewife! He is a bum and a couch potato. Never even vacuumed anything! The most useless cat!
— Oooo rurur uuu!
So my every viewing was inevitably accompanied by swearing and moaning. But yesterday… Yesterday the cat’s patience ran out. Couldn’t you have waited a bit? I’ve already watched six seasons out of eight!
He flew into the bedroom like a black cloak. He scratched his claws on the laminate, pushed himself away, like a real flogging man, ran along the wall, and fell on the TV. Well, how did he fall? hung. To say that I was stunned, to say nothing. I didn’t even feel like I spilled hot tea on myself. And the cat didn’t care, rolled down to the floor, told me everything he thinks about the stupid series, and with his tail up, he wanted to retire with dignity. But, you know, I got offended. And let the lawyers beat me, but the pillow caught up with the cat. When Sashka looked out at the noise from the bedroom, I was avenged. The cat clattered into the tub. The pillow lay in a swoon. And I calmly poured myself a new tea.
-What do you have here? Sashka lifted the pillow with a sigh and put it back in its place.
— I teach a cat to be a housewife!
What?! This is my flat! I’ve been working all day for pate! Still all sorts of furry will tell me what to watch!