Yes, yes, it is this cat! Yes, yes, it is this cat!
Do you know what is the most dangerous thing in life with a cat?
This is the moment when you forget about him!
Not in the sense of feeding, it is generally beyond good and evil! I’m talking about every little thing. Like the one when you catch a microinfarction, because something falls somewhere, and only then you remember about the cat.
I almost lost my leg yesterday!
I just went into the bathroom to wash my hands. There was definitely no cat in the basin under the sink. This is what I would have noticed. Only one blonde on her green bag.
— Yuuuuuul?! Give me a bath! — Sashka shouted from the bedroom.
— Laaadno! — I took out the foam, then the salt.
Actually, it’s business as usual.
In a nutshell, the cat was hiding under the bathtub. Again, infection, broke the hatch, and climbed to inspect! When I poured salt into the bottom of the bath, he did not even move his ear. When she poured foam on her, she didn’t even sneeze. But when I turned on the water … It’s scary to imagine what he experienced! As the water roared overhead. The end of the world has come, no less. Of course he was scared!!
-Uuaaaauuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrome !!!!!!!-With a frightened cry, the cat jumped out from under the bathroom, crashed into my legs, lucked a little and disappeared.
But I had no idea he was there! Something furry, rather strong, and terrible poked into his bare legs! Terrible — because there is a bruise on the knee from the cast-iron forehead! And the whole leg is scratched. I immediately remembered Sasha and felt ashamed that I had little pity for him. Well, you know, his cries of “He stabbed me!” And so on. But it hurt later, at first it was scary. I jumped and squealed, got a heart attack and almost died from blood loss, and only then came to my senses. Oh yes, I have a Skizi Mazonkin.
But this time, Sasha had to wash the floors and comfort the cat and me in turn)))) And in general, having such a cat in the house, it’s high time to get used to checking every second where this varmint can hide! Phew…