From today, butterflies have received a new category of danger. Somewhere between a hurricane and a bombing.
So what to do?
Yesterday they laid the floor on the terrace. Finally! Bought a deck board. Covered with oil, dried and started work. Skisy was watching us from the attic. Controlled the process. Stubborn butterflies circled around and landed on any objects. Among the usual red, yellow and white, there was one strange. Huge, with beautiful wings the color of velvet night and a bright white stripe along the edges. The blue-black beauty turned out to be that impudent one. First, she sat on a screwdriver, then on the top of Sasha’s head, and then, what blasphemy, on a cat!
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?”
Butterfly quickly retreated, but then returned. She climbed under her arms, sat down on a hammer, nails and other tools.
— Skizi, damn it!!! What are you doing? — Sasha was indignant, tired of shrugging it off. — I would drive it away, right!
“Urururu!!” The cat yelled, showing with all his appearance that he would not only drive away, but also devour him if he caught up.
But the butterfly was not given. And she didn’t fly away. It became impossible to work. It’s like being bombed. Only instead of shells a cat flew. It seems that this bitch decided to play ((
And then something terrible happened. The butterfly sat on Sasha. More specifically, on his butt. He just stood on all fours, nailing another board. The cat, who was closely following the butterfly, simply could not miss such a chance! Of course he jumped! And who would not?! Sasha yelled so hard that dogs howled around him. I rolled off the terrace in an embrace with a hammer. The cat swelled up three times, and even forgot to run away.
“Are you completely ????” Sasha yelled, jumping up and straightening his shorts that had come down.
— Wow wow. — Uncertainly held out the cat.
— Yes, both of you absolutely! — Only I could say.
Luckily, the butt was not hurt. Shorts just cracked at the seam
And the cat caught the butterfly. By the evening. He brought it and put it in front of Sasha. sorry)